- Pick up one quart of strawberries from CSA and take them home.
- Put strawberries in colander and rinse gently.
- Eat strawberries standing at the kitchen counter. Yes, the whole quart. At some point, you may conclude that wasting even a bit of the perfectly ripe flesh around the stem is unacceptable and just pop the strawberries in your mouth whole, leaves and all. This is a reasonable solution.
the drunken fig 
Best. Recipe. Ever.