Pick up one quart of strawberries from CSA and take them home.
Put strawberries in colander and rinse gently.
Eat strawberries standing at the kitchen counter. Yes, the whole quart. At some point, you may conclude that wasting even a bit of the perfectly ripe flesh around the stem is unacceptable and just pop the strawberries in your mouth whole, leaves and all. This is a reasonable solution.
Best. Recipe. Ever.